That way my shame becomes something you can breifly giggly at and hopefully it brighten your day just that little bit.
So lets get on with it. Now i dont know where you live in the world but here in England its not often that we get a but of sun, and as soon as we do everyone is wacking out the skirts and shorts embracing the sun glorious heat. So not to be left out of all the fuss, on my day off i decided, hay lets wack a bikini on, grab an ice lolly and sit in the garden.
'No ones going to see you in all your vulnerability' i thought... oh how wrong i was.
Just as i had settled down, half naked may i remind you, the bloody window cleaner comes storming through the back gate !!!
All women out there, no matter how body confident you are, you feel my pain. You dont want anyone to catch you in a bikini unless it's intentional. Or just on holiday. Either way wearing a bikini is just like sitting around in my bra and pants. So the window cleaner basically saw me in my bra and pants. Oh god.
It gets worse, did he turn away? nope.. was he just as embarrased as me ? yes ! so why Mr embarrased window cleaner, did you not turn away ??? urggh
In a last ditch attempt to save the situation i resorted to thinking the only thing i can do now it to pretend its not awkward and everything is fine. I am a body confident young women, i tell my self who see's no problem in the situation that has just arisen and im going to fix it with ....' can i get you a coffee'
Why god, why ?
